↑ poke him
quack.
- name
- PLONK
- species
- duck (allegedly)
- occupation
- buys the top. keeps it.
- risk tolerance
- yes
- sell button
- can't find it
who is plonk
plonk is a duck with a phone and no impulse control.
every time a chart goes straight up, he buys. every time. right at the top. like he's being paid to.
the only thing he was worse at than buying was selling. so one day he just… stopped.
he still buys the top.
he just doesn't sell it anymore.
the plonk pattern
6:00 am. just looking.
keep scrolling ↓ · cartoon chart, not real price data
make your plonk pfp
dress him up. set it as your pfp. every plonk pfp is one more duck in the pond.
background
drip (pick any)
caption
on phone: long-press the image to save it.
every day
goes like this.
keep scrolling. he keeps holding.
just looking. not buying.
it's up 300%. it can't possibly go higher. buys.
it went lower.
thumb hovers over sell…
closes the app instead. first time ever.
the paper-winged ducks sold. he didn't.
quack. (still holding)
just looking. still holding.
deleted
his phone, right now
trending on solana, live from dexscreener. he's about to buy all of them at the top.
refreshes every minute. not picks. not financial advice. definitely not.
he had money.
then he bought the top.
then he forgot his wallet password.
it's a long-term hold now. for real.
turns out the best trade he ever made was the one he didn't.
the pond
holders aren't holders. they're the pond. every pond member takes the oath.
- i bought the top.
- i will hold the top.
- i will not sell to a guy named kyle on a red candle.
- i will not check the chart in the bath. (much)
- quack.
the coin part
. that's the ticker. no fake numbers here.
ticker
five letters. one duck.
contract
if anyone DMs you a contract address, it's fake. we only post it here and on X.
live from the pond
goes live the second the CA drops. pulled straight from dexscreener, never typed in by us.
why the pond can hold in peace
supply
he's counting on his feathers.
utility
he's a duck.
chain
fast enough to buy the top in 400ms.
roadmap (the pond's, not the price's)
- phase 1launch. the pond forms. plonk buys the top.
- phase 2pfp takeover. meme contests. sticker packs for TG + X.
- phase 3the pond votes on what's next. plonk still hasn't sold.
how to buy
four steps. plonk does them in the wrong order.
- 1
get a wallet
phantom, solflare, whatever works on solana. download it from the official site only.
- 2
add some SOL
only what you're fine never seeing again. plonk wishes someone had told him.
- 3
get the real CA
from this site or our X. nowhere else. there are a lot of fake ducks out there.
- 4
swap. then join the pond.
hop in the telegram, take the oath, make a pfp. ducks alone check the chart. ducks in the pond quack.
sticker pond
grab one and throw it. he's used to being thrown around by the market. he's still here.